Trey Songz covers VIBE

I don't even know what to say, besides the fact that I will be purchasing a copy of VIBE magazine tomorrow after class.

REJOICE!!!!!

Damn, he is fyone!!

Usher - OMG

URSHER BABY!
He finally dropped the album. Although he didn't have some of my favorite tracks off the leaked version, I will still give it a hi 5.
So, check out his new video feat Will.I.Am called OMG.
And OMG Usher can dress. I feel like I'm 13 all over again and in love (cos Usher was my first crush after all lol).

Love it when he wears the shirt with the tie and them boots. {2:06}
The intro reminds me of "Yeah" and when he wears the white jacket, it reminds me of Ye's 808's & Heartbreak theme.
Tracks worth listening twice to are; Hey Daddy, There goes my baby, OMG, Mars Vs Venus, Pro Lover, Foolin Around, So Many Girls, Making Love....

almost all... d'oh!

Message to Cupid....

Dear Cupid.

I've found the ingredients in my dream man.

They are; Looks like Dwight Howard, sings like Raheem Devaughn, dresses like Chris Brown, cooks like Jamie Oliver, entertains like Lil Duval, got a heart like Donell Jones and puts it down like Trey Songz :-)

Can we collaborate on this?

You send, I hook?

Yuuuup!

Don't fuck with me

I am probably the worst person anyone wanna mess with when it comes to service.

Direct TV tried to charge me $99 for a receiver that they had to replace cos it didn't work in the first place. Like for real? me? haha, and they didn't even tell me, they just added the charge.

Now, I've already delt with Dell and Fed Ex within the space of one week.

Poor guy was stuttering and couldn't get the months straight. We good now tho.

He credit my account and now I'm on that plus balance... Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah BITCH!

Next off is Woodcliff. They are in for the worst cussin' evah'!!

Who wants beef with moi?

R.I.P leggings

Leggings are not pants! Ok?

And if you don't have the body to wear them as pants, then please leave it to the pro.

I don't care who you are. Damn!

Pantie ho's are not to be worn as pants either.

Wanna know how you qualify to wear leggings as pants?

STEP 1. Go to the mirror. Does it look good? ...no? Then you probably shouldn't.

STEP 2. Go to the mirror again. Bend over, can you see your underwear? Then you probably shouldn't.

STEP 3. Review step 1 and 2.

Don't tell me I didn't tell you.

Trading places

Pardon me but I am trying to figure out how I missed out on this video?
I mean... wtf. This is like the video out of all time!!!
Usher is looking sweeeet, like wow.
And why is this video so damn sexy? No wonder I missed out, this is not for TV!
The clear piano was icing on the cake!
And please peep my favorite part in this video 1.48 mark!
Lift a bitch up! Man right there....
Did I mention that Usher was my first celeb crush ever?
I remember when my sister bought "My Way"... I was 11... but that's another story!

I have some stretching to do.... (",)
Enjoy!

A day at church

Went to church with Faith today. How lovely!!

Chris Tucker just happened to be there and what's funny to me is that yesterday when I was on Facebook, I had him as friend suggestion (he has maxed out his amount of friends). Creepy.

Anyways, word of the day was:

Believers must suffer!

Entrepreneurs must suffer (invest before they succeed), everything you do, you gotta hit some sort of blocking before you get to the top. It's a way for God to test you and see if you are ready for the blessings he is about to bless you with. When the test comes, get ready! Don't think it's a set back. God has something good in store for you.

It was also said that if you don't feel a collision with the Devil, then that means you are heading in the same direction. No bueno.

With that said... go read Romans 5:8 and Paul 6:12

God Bless!

WDIGM 2

I saw the trailer for this movie when I went to see premier of Precious.

And ever since I've been keen to see it.

Now it's one week away and I'm more excited than ever.

TNT showed Why did I get married today and I just had to watch it for the 125488 time.

And it's just better for each time I see it.

I really want to meet Tyler Perry and just tell him how amazing he is, and his work.

Love is...

Thank you Kelis

I've blogged about this before but I'm gonna have to lay it down for you again.

KELIS IS THE REASON STYLE KICKED OFF IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!

Clothing fashion, hair fashion, make up... ALL OF IT.

She left all that behind when she married Nas, and that's what opened the door for Rihanna and all other followers.

She even bossy when it comes to child support ha!

I thank her in advance, you can thank her later!

Nets

It's official.

The NETS ain't the shittiest team in the NBA history.

Jay-Z must be proud lol.... I am.

Let's go NETS, let's go!

I know Daniel ain't talking now... :-)

Great places to find cute guys in L.A area

Trust me when I say, you shouldn't find you future man in a club.

Most of us knows what will come out of that...Dance+drink+horny guy= hot mess. No bueno.

I got the scoop on the top five spots where you will find all the eyecandy (the little) there is in L.A.

Thank me later....

Cheescake Factory BEVERLY HILLS!

(outdoors during lunch hours is your best bet)

Runyon Cannyon (especially Sundays)

SLS Hotel - Beverly Hills

The gym (after work, not during treadmill workout)

At church. Beaware how you approach or get approached....

Ain't no better place to find a good ol' christian bwoy, boy!

Guys with sweatpants boner

Message to all the guys having a boner whilst wearing sweatpants:

GO AND HIDE SOMEWHERE!... It's not attractive... anywhere! Ugh!

This guy at the gym must've thought he was all that with it... NOT!

Is it ok to flirt in church?

Well... I suppose not, but there's this guy at church.. he films the whole thing so that the lazy people watching online from home can tune in. He used to have a mohawk but now he got rid of it, and let me tell ya, this camera man sure knows how to roll the tape... (well I think so...)
So anyways, I usually sit up front 'cos I don't want to wear my glasses for the sing a long (yes I sing a long with the choir lol) and he is always there walking up and down. Now I know he is there on work time, but how should I make my move? Hmm, any suggestions? Will kep ya'll posted!

David Sides on Hey Daddy!

This man is just the truth! Daddy's Home just got a new meaning (again)!!
Love it! Awesumness!

Nicki Minaj hype just died!

Now people gonna say Im hatin' but I swear I'm not....
She sucks live.... and she keeps rappin' about same stuff.
Other than that she cute.... I'm done.

I just got a booty call

1.58 a.m. and I'm getting a booty call...

For real?

If it's not from Dwight Howard then seriously, never call me this time a night again.

Unless I told you to....

Evah'

Saturday Ooh Ooh...

On Saturday, my friend had a lil' birthday celebration/gathering at her house.

Her place is soooo nice!! Gosh I'm so in love! Fab fab fab!

However, one of her guests was the boy from Beyonce's "If I were a boy" video.

Let me tell ya something.... the boy is FYNE!!!

And it didn't even hit me it was him until he was on the phone and then had to leave.

Well I'll be damned... his cheek bones... my oh my!

Ok, it's 2.a.m I shouldn't be thinking about a male model...

Think his name was Henry by the way...

Movado watch

Loving this Movado Stainless Steel watch.
Fierce!

Let go of the myth...

Tall, dark and handsome? Does it ring a bell? (if ur a woman)...

"I'm a shorter guy. I stand at 5'7". Often, they stand in their own way of getting to know some really good men who are available. These are good guys who women don't allow to actually put their bids. We're judging eachother before we even say hello. In general, we need to open up a little and allow our relationships to build before we block them" Barry Richards, 37.

So I am reading this article (EBONY, April 2010) and true words have been spoken.

Well, I can relate to the dark tall and handsome.

Becuase I am tall, I automatically search for taller guys. It's so funny how you most of the times end up getting along better with a shorter (or same height) guy than a taller. Again this is in my case. Maybe it's time for me to let go of the myth of tall dark and handsome... Hmm...

Rihanna Sunday

Gotta say that I love this shoot!

The hair... uhm, not soo much.

Kudos to the make up artist!!

Raheem DeVaughn

Meet Raheem DeVaughn, and tune in to his Pandora channel.

One word: amazing.

<3

Are you on Skype?

Holler in that case.

And if I don't know you, save your time adding me.

I'm not looking for new friends.

Skype ya later peeps!

Username is maria.dimera

Po po pulled me over

So... me and Fat Punchie are on our way to Melrose and guess what!?

Ding ding ding, I got pulled over by po-po.

Basically I was busting a right while red, and one car was coming the other way and had to slow down, and po po just happened to be behind him...

I mean for real?

Ok speeding, but that? Traffic violation?

Lol... This too funny I gotta L.O.L

Anyways, God got my back, so see you in court suckers.

THIS MEANS WAR!!!

Punchie left....

So my beloved friend "Punchie" has been deported back to Guatemala.

Ok, she flew back yesterday, she didn't get deported.. sorry!

Now I have to cuss Marvin on my own....

Thank God for Skype, eh?

And now that we're only 1 hour apart, we can set up our Skype dates piece of cookie!

'Til next time.... adios amiga!

Confirmed

I joined L.A Fitness!

It's about to go down down down.....

Stephanie taught me new abs methods so I think I'm safe to say that beach 2010 is going to be a bit out of control.... Hi Ciara... watch out nah!

Tank - Do U Remember.mp3

zSHARE - Do U Remember.mp3

A lovely week

For those who live in L.A, yall know you've been enjoying the sweet weather!

You know, the sun, clear blue skies, sun flower dressed, flip flops etc.

All week has been nothing but good, and ofcourse I went to the sun deck to get a tan.

With my dear poatna' in crime Steph in town visiting me we got up to sum' other

evil lil' thangs.

Went to see Alice in Wonderland 3D... and ofcourse I fell asleep. I think Im too old for 3D. :-

Ed Hardy is so not it, but Dwight is making Ed Hardy look sweet... well maybe not sweet, but he is damn sweet.... We should be together... Jus' sayin' :-)

PS. Don't go to Sky Bar.... Bye

Teach me how to dougie

This on the other hand... this my shit. All my bitches love me.....

Dallas Boogie

A while back, I was told to check out "Dallas Boogie" 'cos it's gonna be hot....
Uhm.... if someone did that in the club... I would ask the manager to shut it down.
And never open it again. Uhh... ye... this boy is gay as hell.... Eww. Next.

Dear married men.....

...please stop hitting on me. If "wifey" (please never use that word by the way!!!!) your spouse doesn't put it down on you like you want to, then it ain't my fault.
Thanks in advance, and surprise her with sum' flowers or shiet...
o_O

Not easily broken

Just watched "Not easily broken" with my imaginary baby daddy Morris Chestnut and Taraji P. Henson. Arrrghhh.... what a lovely movie. There was a race "situation" in the movie, and now I'm up with Stephanie and Desiree discussing black men dating white women. This could get heated so I'm gonna try stay nutral in this debate, cos it's a sensitive subject.... I should post a blog about it tho... Maybe a vlog even... Hmm... i'll sleep on it. Enjoy Tamia ft Eric Benet now :-)

Drake GQ

Drake is looking very handsome in this GQ spread.

Enjoy!

Leslie Drayton

How many of you can say that you're teacher was a founder of Earth, Wind & Fire, or that he/she was a musical director for Marvin Gaye?

Uhmmm, just what I thought.

I can proudly say that mine did.

*evil smile*

I used to love h.e.r

And while we're still on the subject! L.O.V.E this song! Get the Brown Sugar soundtrack... NOW!

Brown Sugar

Just watched Brown Sugar... Man that movie can never go dry on me!

Boris Kodjo is FYYYYYNE! DAYUM

Love when Erykah Badu raps at the 1.40

"You're like the perfect verse over a tight beat"

Mary Mary ft Kierra Sheard - The God in me

Since when did gospel involve auto tune? I suppose now.....

Not your average gospel tune but I love this song :-)

Roger That

ROGER THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

And I never let a D-boy boink for free... HA!

Jaheim

I think I might've posted this up before, but I loveme Jaheim latest album!

HEY HOW YA DOIN'!? lalalala....

Tuesdays in Hollywood

L.A!! Come outta your house and support black comedy and my friend Zainab!

Come once, come all Tuesdays!

SEE YA!

Drizzy!

I don't care what anyone says, I liked Drake 4 years ago, I like him now.... OVER!

Brooklyn's Finest

Wanna watch a good movie? Get your hands on a copy of "Brooklyn's Finest"

A lot of killing but darn good!

bang bang

Stephanie is here!!!

This pic is sooo throwback and the only reason I'm posting it here is because my homegirl

Stephanie is down visiting me.... If it ain't love then I don't know what it is!!

She is my partner in crime... literally lol! And she came right on time to save me!

Gotta love her! Let's act stoooopid!!

:-)

She's the one standing next to me.... Damn I was a redbone!!

Bonquiqui

My girl Bonquiqui doing her thang! Ain't seen this in a while! hey Duaaaaard! :-)

Yuuup

Trey Songz would get it!!!! Thats all I wanted to say!

Good quotes to remember......

Got some good quotes I wanna get off my chest... enjoy the 1s that apply to you and spread the word. Thanks in advance....

The more u know about urself & ur purpose, the less concerned u r about someone else's. DEFINE ur lane n mind ur own biz (Affion Crockett)

Pray for Gods mercy, and grace to guide your path. Lean on God when dont understand the storms raging in your life. (Terry Gresham)

Sometimes u've gotta let go, just to see if there was anything worth holding on to.. (RevRun)

Let us not adore the ones who ignore us and ignore the ones who adores us (Rev Run)

Men: Quit looking for a "wifey type" if ur not planning on getting married. (Tameka Raymond)

Note 2 sobstory drain ya energy ass folks. B4 u go telling the world ya prblms think about this #dontnobodywannahearthatshit (Trey Songz)

Throwback

So Stella got her thumb outta her ass and uploaded some old school pics.

Must say I'm impressed by this one...

Ron looking like a geek... too much jokes them days. Yupp

Hello NSK hahaha :-)

Facebook

For the past 3 years Facebook has practically been my life. But I've come to realize that Facebook has done nothing for me but bring to surface all the bullshit that I have to deal with everyday and I'm sick of it. Therefore starting tomorrow morning I am deactivating my Facebook account and seeing what life is like when I don't depend on some website to make me feel "important".

This is what my friend Bree wrote as her status and I gots to give her nuff credit for this!

People take Facebook soooo damn serious, it's nuts!

Like for real.... Why? Only reason I'm still holding on is 'cos I have certain people

I don't want to lose contact with (if my phone ever got stolen or whatever BS).

A lot of people asume that I've hit rock bottom cos I dont have a profile picture up,

or cos I don't update my status anymore.

That's not the case.... life ain't all about Facebook!

Just want to round of with this quote I jacked off Necolebitchie;

If you are tweeting your business, it's because you want everyone to know your business. Simple As That.. AMEN!